let's try this again...

For those of you who know who I am and have actually read stuff I've written, you've probably come to the conclusion that the blog really sucked in comparison to my other works.

I have a really good explanation for that.

My nook, which is what I used to write the first blog post, would only let me write in HTML format. And apparently, in HTML format, no matter how many times to hit the enter button, it just looks like a space. For example:










all of that would just be a solitary space in HTML format.

That being said: HTML format, you can go screw yourself.

Then add the fact that I was typing it up at about midnight after a two hour hockey practice and Chili's, tiny screen typing makes me tired and my grammar went a little lax.


So, for those of you who are wondering why I'm doing this, a certain friend of mine, the Hawaiian (yes, the same one who ditched me on A Beard To Remember), is convinced that I never have a normal day in my life because I'm always running into something or someone interesting.

I agree one hundred percent with that.

So this blog will chronicle all of the unusual things I encounter in a day, and to kick it off, I'll comment on my government teacher.


At this current moment, he is currently obsessing over starfish. Why is that unusual, you might ask? It isn't really, except for the fact that he likes them because they're asexual.

oh, and he defines asexual as: "being able to regrow lost limbs."

I'm quoting him word for word guys...


This is also the same guy who almost killed himself when he backed into a bike rack and almost split his skull open in the school parking lot.

My life's awesome.


Spread the word and keep reading, my sexy followers. And always remember:

"Everyone knows you need a flute in a screamo band"


....or something along those lines. I was really tired last night and cant remember what I typed.