Sunday, August 19, 2012

I'm back to make you wonder even more why you read this

I'm back!

From a long break most of you don't give a flying fuck about.

In short, I've just been working at an ice cream parlor and attempting to enjoy my final days before moving back home.

Admittedly, my writing has suffered over the last stretch of time. I never did finish that 100 page English project. I'm currently at 258 pages and the pace is disturbingly slow and painful. I just need to get the damn thing over with. But instead, I'm sitting here typing away on a blog nobody ever reads unless you're in Alaska or Russia (WTF on those?? but entirely true, cuz blogger has this awesome thing that shows the location of viewers)

Seeing as how my last post was in march and my last view was in april, I'm going to have to do some serious work to get my nonexistant readers back into the pilot seat. If you know of any, send them back here! It's been proven to effectively waste your time and back you reconsider all life choices.

That is all for tonight, you sexy motherfuckers. hope you enjoy having me back.

oh, and my dad's under the impression that I need a scooter for college and won't listen to me when I tell him I have a skateboard. Anyone wanna weigh in their vote or which they think I'll end up bringing?

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